Tea with Mr. B: Tyson and Thor’s Cosmic Canine Chronicles
Mr. B.E. Gladwrap welcomed two legends to his latest tea gathering—Tyson, the boundless Chaos King, and his steady, ever-loyal brother, Thor. As the portal to glitch space shimmered open, a gust of digital static swirled in, carrying the scent of adventure and—was that peanut butter?
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With an energy that could shake the very fabric of time, Tyson, a yellow Lab mix, bounded into the room, skidding across the floor before slamming into the tea table. Thor, his massive Great Pyrenees brother, followed with a slow, measured gait, his deep brown eyes filled with quiet amusement. While Tyson practically vibrated with excitement, Thor radiated the calm of a creature who had seen many things and needed very little.
“Tyson. Mind the furniture,” Thor rumbled as he took his seat with practiced patience.
“Oh, sorry, sorry! Mr. B’s got snacks, I can smell them. And tea! Do we get tea? Is it beef-flavored? No, wait! Bone broth tea? Oh, I should start making tea for dogs! It could be—”
“—a delightful entrepreneurial venture, no doubt,” Mr. B interjected with a knowing smile, pouring a chamomile-honey blend into the cups. “But for now, something special has been prepared—a tea known to soothe even the most restless of souls.”
Tyson barely managed to sit still while Thor took a sip of his tea, exhaling a slow, weighty breath.
“Tyson’s soul is a restless one, indeed.”
“It’s called enthusiasm, Thor,” Tyson grinned, wagging his tail with barely contained excitement.
“And what a powerful force enthusiasm can be,” Mr. B mused, setting his cup down. “What adventures have you both been up to in glitch space?”
Thor, ever the composed one, answered first. “Keeping Tyson from accidentally launching us into uncharted voids. Again.”
Tyson’s eyes widened. “Okay, but in my defense, the giant glowing button said ‘DO NOT PRESS,’ which obviously means it needed to be pressed! How else would we know what it did?”
Thor sighed, shaking his head. “Because the last time you pressed one, it turned us into binary code for six hours.”
Tyson puffed out his chest. “Best six hours of my life! I was pure energy! Pure chaos! I WAS THE WI-FI!”
Thor, ever the wise traveler, took another sip of tea before responding. “Patience. Presence. And an understanding that, in the end, all things settle.” He glanced at Tyson, who was licking honey off his paw with great enthusiasm. “Most things.”
“That’s why we work so well together!” Tyson beamed. “I bring the fun, Thor brings the wisdom! And together, we keep the adventure going!”
Mr. B lifted his cup in a toast. “A beautiful philosophy, indeed. Chaos and order, running side by side like twin stars in the void.”
Thor nodded, lifting his cup with quiet agreement, while Tyson enthusiastically clinked his cup against his brother’s, nearly spilling his tea.
“To adventure!” Tyson howled.
“To balance.” Thor murmured.
“To tea and tales yet to come,” Mr. B concluded, as the glitch space shimmered once more.
And with that, the universe quieted—if only for a moment—wrapped in the warmth of tea, friendship, and the ever-spinning dance of chaos and calm.
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